Wait....whut??

I opened this to make a post about youtube videos I like, but right as I did Mary said this:

"Gonna kick this cold's butt in the face!!!!"

*Silence as we both looked at each other*

And then I laughed till my eyes starting tearring up.


So youtube videos....

I like this one primarily because of the teeth brushing part and a certain swim lesson coordinators connection to it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-YZGv6oP18 (wouldn't let me embed this one...sorry.)

Another Saturday at the Pool

This is Mary showing me something that Korbin has been doing lately or something. I don't really know, her face distracted me from what she was actually saying. Can you blame me? I think its my new favorite picture of all time.

School has started and while I could blog about that, I don't think I will right now. I'll just leave it with this picture for today. lqtm.

Things I've Decided are Wrong/Weird

#1: When guys touch their chest. It's not really even that simple. If a guy is in good shape, some flat palmed touching is ok as long as it doesn't last more than like two seconds. Not in good shape=no touching whatsoever. And finally, NO touching if you are going to "cup" the hand. EW. I've been noticing guys (both shirtless and....shirted? Is shirted a word?) doing this lately. Today there was a prolonged not inshape cupping going on for like 30 seconds and it seriously grossed me out.
Men, PLEASE never ever do this. Thank you.

#2:Pretzels with nacho cheese from you know where. I keep seeing repeat customers for these things and I cannot wrap my mind around why. I'm just baffled...

#3: There is something that is beeping about every five minutes in the office. I cannot figure out what it is cause there is at least five minutes between each beep and I forget to stare in the direction it is coming from and listen closely between beeps. Its a weird beep too...it sounds high pitched at the start of the beep, but then like dies in the middle and goes all low. Weird.

#4:Putting your hand in your armpit while folding your arms across the chest. Even worse (oh yes, there is worse), hand #1 in armpit and hand #2 eating an apple very slurpily. In fact any kinda of slurping in general. Yuck.

5#: TBA later on in the day as I find more things that are wrong/weird. There seem to be a lot at pools...


Oh, and by the way, today I will have something like 15 hours of work. Its not bad so far.